Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Elegant white serif text below

Elegant white serif text below reads "Short Dead Dude" with a small decorative icon beneath

Golden-yellow cursive and bold block text reads "The TOWER Bowl" at the upper left

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Give-a-fuck-o-meter - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Elegant white serif text belowCalibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower. Peer reviewed data confirms the results are conclusive and the meter wants a refund. The Details: White line art semicircular gauge arc spans the top, with white sans serif numbers from " 3" to "3" marking the scale. A red needle is pegged hard to the left past " 3." Below the arc, white retro