I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex Hoodie clear lake Somewhere a bald eagle is

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single tear of approval

arms raised overhead

Curved distressed white text reads "THEY SEE ME" across the top

White vintage cursive text reads "Fitzgerald's" below

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