Ermagerd Sperklers! - Women's T-Shirt cats one pizza delivery at a

one pizza delivery at a time

Gray curved uppercase text reads "SINCE 1989" along the upper arc

" Red text reads "HAMMOND" and "LOUISIANA" flanking "1946

flanked by green music notes

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Women's T-Shirt cats one pizza delivery at aSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small