Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie thanksgiving Curved distressed black serif text

Curved distressed black serif text reads "BLACK CAT" above a black cat head silhouette with light eyes and whiskers

Bowling advice in cursive next to a 1950s church league lady is grandma casually dropping something filthy at Thanksgiving dinner

Distressed blue graffiti-style text reads "OZONE + TURBO'S" above two high-contrast halftone portraits of Ozone and Turbo flanked by red palm trees

Channel your inner Ellis this holiday season with our "WWED (What Would Ellis Do)" design

Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie thanksgiving Curved distressed black serif textPlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text