Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt store chopsticks resting across the rim

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Krueger Mattress Co. - Unisex T-Shirt store chopsticks resting across the rimThis funny parody design is a total nightmare in the best way. Krueger Mattress Company promises sweet dreams youll never wake up from, proudly offering "For a Killer Night's Sleep" as its not so comforting slogan. Its the perfect fake business for fans of horror classics, sleep deprived adults, and anyone who finds Freddy just a little too relatable on Monday mornings. Great for Halloween season or just letting people know your sleep schedule is